Okay, so let’s say you’re poor. Maybe you’re a student (like I will be soon). Maybe you’re just bad with money (like I am now). Whatever the reason, you’re down to about $35 in your pathetic little checking account, and you’re trying to decide whether you should invest that money in the latest issue of Stash magazine or whether you should blow it on a 12-pack of Red Stripe and a couple large pizzas, temporarily winning your friends’ adoration (until you puke on their shoes later in the evening).
As much as I love Jamaican beer (hooray, beer!) and pizza pie, I must strongly—perhaps violently—encourage you to opt for Stash.
Seriously, all hyperbolic claims aside, this is the best issue of Stash I have ever seen. It starts out strong with a series of auto ads (including a couple from Honda’s latest artsy campaign for the Civic) and just keeps building steam through all 29 chapters. I haven’t felt this inspired in a very long time, and I will doubtlessly be popping this DVD into my player over and over again in the upcoming months, when my homework assignments have me doubting my future.

I’m not going to waste my breath (or your time) running down the list of studios and films on the DVD (Stash has already done that), but I do want to say that the Behind the Scenes features on this DVD are very interesting, especially the montage put together by the creators of the astoundingly awesome student film, "Le Building," which is sure to win all manner of awards and honors at festivals in the coming months. Check out the Stash 15 trailer for a sneak peek at the rest of the DVD.
Honestly though, shelling out $35 for Stash 15 is kind of dumb. If you do the math, you see that at the educational subscription rate, a single issue of Stash is about $17, leaving you with plenty of money for a six-pack, a burger and some Pepto-Bismal.
It occurred to me that maybe I’m preaching to the choir here: I’m curious, how many of you (or the studios you work for) already have subscriptions to Stash?
Since you’ve been so kind and stuck with me through this evangelical posting, here’s what I’m gonna do: The first reader to send me his/her mailing address (US only, no PO boxes) will get a free (as in beer) unopened copy of Stash 15. I can’t guarantee it’ll arrive in time for Christmas, but it’ll make a nice New Year’s gift at the very least.
EDIT: Holy crap, that must be a new record! A mere 20 minutes after I made my post, six of you wonderful readers sent me an email. Alas, I only have one DVD, and Aaron Knapp will be the lucky recipient.
Thanks to everyone else for reading Tween. No more email, please. Unless you just want to tell me what a sexy blogger I am. In that case, bring it on.